Hybrid Enthusiast Gifts

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Ficken or Chish?

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Blend Schools

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

Social Media

One Size Fits All.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'