Hybrid Admirer Gifts

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Subwoofer

Farmer Christmas.

Fish Aeroplane

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Mars Rover

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Lucky car.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

Zapped Spaceship.

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

US Space Shuttle

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

Chasing Propeller

Ficken or Chish?

Earth Sucks!