Hibernation Admirer Gifts

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'It's from his, ‘Hey, my kid could do better than that' period.'

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."