Hibernate Enthusiast Gifts

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"It's only until spring."

Hibernation Clock.

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

"I recommend self-isolation."

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"You should get out more."

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

'The job offer sounds good sir, but I'd like to hibernate on it.'

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'