Hibernation Enthusiast Gifts

Hibernation Day 28: starting to go stir crazy...

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please pu a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"

'The job offer sounds good sir, but I'd like to hibernate on it.'

'We can't winter in New York. How can you hibernate in a town that never sleeps?'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. You have sleep apnea and your snoring kept me up all of last winter.'

"For me, winter time is the only time I don't have to worry about my wife's credit card expenses..."

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"It's only until spring."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'