Hibernation Enthusiasts Gifts

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

America Off-line.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.