Hibernation Humor Fans Gifts

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Oh, did baby get a boo-boo?"

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

The Hibernation Channel

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'