Hibernation Humor Fans Prints

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

The Hibernation Channel

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Oh, did baby get a boo-boo?"

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'