Hibernation Humorists Prints

"One cup of coffee after September and he's back and forth to the toilet all winter!"

'Julian, you knucklehead, I said it's time to go into our 'dormant' state.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Welcome Spring.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Bed and Breakfast

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Your ten percent tip.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'What a bargain!'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'I'm sorry, but the soup of the day was just tripped over by the employee of the month.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

Foot Massage

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"