Hermit Enthusiast Gifts

"You should get out more."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Cable Bill.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'