Hermit Enthusiast Gifts

"You should get out more."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Cable Bill.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'