Hermit Enthusiasts Gifts

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"My advice would be to minimise all social contact."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"Don't ask me, I never get off this darn mountain!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"I recommend self-isolation."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."