Hermit At Heart Gifts

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

This statue's called "Tribute to the Introvert."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

'Have you got the time?'

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"How should I know? I've spent my life sitting on a bloody rock!"

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."