Hermit Philosopher Gifts

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Television Readers.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"So, you're staying in then?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'