Hermit Lifestyle Lover Gifts

"I miss avoiding people."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I hope you realize this is bad Feng Shui!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"What does it all mean?"

Hiding From Social Media

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

You come down now, Everett. The children have grown up and left.

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"I recommend self-isolation."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

'Have you got the time?'

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."