Hermit Life Admirer Gifts

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Two friars ringing bells

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Rin Tin Zen.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'...I know it's hard, but try keeping all your eyes on the ball.'

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

Aeneas

"I recommend self-isolation."