Mountain Hermit Admirer Gifts

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All I see is more trees."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

Ski-ers.

Artist and mountains

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'