Mountain Hermit Admirer Gifts

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"All I see is more trees."

Mountain Dads

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Mt. Tushmore

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"Emojis fail me."

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

Ski-ers.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Artist and mountains

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER