Hermit Life Lover Gifts

Television Readers.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Early career fair

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

'Have you got the time?'

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

"I recommend self-isolation."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Not more 'me time'?"

"You should get out more."