Hermit Life Lover Mugs

She claims she's a hermit crab, but I think she's just addicted to Netflix.

Television Readers.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Early career fair

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"What does it all mean?"

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

'Have you got the time?'

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"I recommend self-isolation."

"Not more 'me time'?"