Hermit Lifestyle Admirer Mugs

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

REPENT! Get back to nature

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Hiding From Social Media

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

"I recommend self-isolation."

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

You come down now, Everett. The children have grown up and left.

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"Not more 'me time'?"

'Have you got the time?'

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.