Hermit Lifestyle Admirer Prints

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

REPENT! Get back to nature

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Hiding From Social Media

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

You come down now, Everett. The children have grown up and left.

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Not more 'me time'?"

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

'Have you got the time?'

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"I recommend self-isolation."

"You should get out more."