Hibernate Enthusiast Prints

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"It's only until spring."

Hibernation Clock.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"I recommend self-isolation."

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"You should get out more."

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

'The job offer sounds good sir, but I'd like to hibernate on it.'

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."