Hibernate Aficionado Prints

'My mother in law stayed with us over winter too, but in my case, like me, she slept the whole time...'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The Origami Society...

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Jack in the Box

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

Someone has had a hard day!

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

After-Life Mints

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Are you listening to me?"