Hibernation Admirer Mugs

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Picasso'

Cover story: Picasso

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'It's from his, ‘Hey, my kid could do better than that' period.'

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"