Hibernation Admirers Mugs

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

Beehive

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

The Hibernation Channel

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'