Hibernation Hobbyists Mugs

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

The Hibernation Channel

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

Recombinant DNA

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'