Animal Hybrid Admirer Gifts

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'