Animal Hybrid Lover Gifts

Chickenspox

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

A Kangermoo

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"We grind our own catnip."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'He's a mixed breed.'

'You just grew three inches.'

Toucan in bird cage.

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'He's almost human.'

S/T

Evolution Update.

Ficken or Chish?

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

'You realize, of course, that although I do many soundness exams, my experience with dromedaries is relatively limited?"

A Cat

"I'm no mongrel, I'm a labro-doodle-collie-whippet!"

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

'Thanks.'