Animal Fusion Lover Gifts

A Kangermoo

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

American style Greek cafe.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Chickenspox

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

Pamplona 500

Cowpunk

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

Peter

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Toucan in bird cage.

Top Gump

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Yin-Yang-Yum.

That's your doctor? Yeah, he's a centaur for disease control!

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

'You realize, of course, that although I do many soundness exams, my experience with dromedaries is relatively limited?"

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

'It's my cousin, he wants us to folow him on his new smoke signal Twitter.'

"Whoa! Do I look that Viking-y?"

A Cat