Cinematic Fusion Lover Gifts

Top Gump

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Star Wars Audience

Kirsten Johnson

Tom Hanks

Hooray for Bollywood!

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Cinemuck

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Cinéma Vérité

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.