Cinematic Fusion Lover Gifts

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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

"Bloody hell!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Star Wars Audience

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kirsten Johnson

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Tom Hanks

Hooray for Bollywood!

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinéma Vérité

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"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.