Animal Fusion Enthusiast Gifts

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

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'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

A Kangermoo

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Chickenspox

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He does impressions too!"

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'So...they got you too.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Fauna Hybrids

Peter

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!