Animal Transformation Enthusiast Gifts

'So you're through with crossdressing and you want me to refer you for wolf-to-sheep surgery?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"What's all this?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Complete Makeover

Quick Spring Fling

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

A Kangermoo

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Kwazy Wabbits

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

His worst nightmares had come true.

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."