Dog Transformist Gifts

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"What's all this?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

A Transformer for grownups

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

Russell Rebrand

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."