Television Transformist Gifts

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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

A Transformer for grownups

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Cinderella

Retrospection.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

She was always an introvert.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Metamorphosis is coming.

Russell Rebrand

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"