Television Transformist Gifts

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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

A Transformer for grownups

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Cinderella

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Retrospection.

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"