Transformation Humorist Gifts

'I have come across requests for a sex change before, but you're the first species change,'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Airbus

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Fauna Hybrids

Russell Rebrand

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'