Transformation Humorist T-Shirts

'I have come across requests for a sex change before, but you're the first species change,'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Airbus

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Fauna Hybrids

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"