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'So you're through with crossdressing and you want me to refer you for wolf-to-sheep surgery?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"What's all this?"

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"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

A Kangermoo

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I prefer your early pieces."

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

Kwazy Wabbits

"I need to get back in the gym."

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

Russell Rebrand

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."