Animal Fusion Fan Gifts

Fauna Hybrids

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Cat and mouse

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Casual Thursday

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

Pete was what you would call 'easily distracted....

Back Down

"My tusk broke, so I had it mounted on a sword hilt to defend myself..."