Animal Fusion Fan Gifts

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Fauna Hybrids

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Cat and mouse

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Casual Thursday

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'