Hybrid Dog Appreciator Gifts

"I'm no mongrel, I'm a labro-doodle-collie-whippet!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Laboratory Retriever

Canine Comedians

Say cheese!

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Chickenspox

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

David Attenborough

A Kangermoo

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Get ready."

Art Pets

Musical Dog

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"