Crossbreed Admirer Gifts

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Dog Calenders.

A Kangermoo

Chickenspox

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Celine Dion

Freedom of the Press

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

LABRADOODLE DOODLE

Guitarist.

Fauna Hybrids

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

'He's a mixed breed.'

A cattle baron.

'What's my super power compared to you ...everything.'

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

"Boxer Shorts"

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'Hey! Stop shoving!'