Sporting Hybrid Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll need a three iron."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Blend Schools

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

A Kangermoo

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Cars at the drive in.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Pamplona 500

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"