Quirky Crossover Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I hate these crossover shows!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Blend Schools

Parts of an automobile

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"It runs on helium."

Have you installed the heater?

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Meal on Wheel

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

A hard day's night.

And this is the economy model.

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Your car can be any shape you desire

'Something that can seat four?Well, you're in luck... This little beauty came in today- and it's built for twenty.'

Hog Wash.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'