Collider Aficionado Mugs

"Once you have a collider, every problem starts to look like a particle."

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"

The first car accident.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Time to buy.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Blend Schools

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"I'll need a three iron."

Scrambler.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'Not another war film.'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'When I got to the dentist, there was a sign that said 'no peddlers', so I got back on my bike and came home.'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

Builders fighting over projects.

BMX Tricks

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'