Collider Connoisseur Mugs

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Time to buy.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Hybrid

Bleak House

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

2020 Panic Room

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'