Collider Enthusiast Mugs

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Welcome to the Team

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Time to buy.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Blend Schools

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Doulton Canada Geese

A street fight.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"I'll need a three iron."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase