Missile Enthusiast Mugs

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Two men tiptoeing away with a stolen missile.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Eye Off the Ball

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

We Don't Know Much

Oooops!

Two Wrongs Make Iraq