Armed Forces Enthusiast Mugs

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Michael Caine

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Vladimir Putin.

Eye Off the Ball

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'