Collector Connoisseur Mugs

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Malcolm Sargent

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.