Collider Connoisseur Prints

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Time to buy.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Hybrid

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

2020 Panic Room

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'