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'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"We evolved from asteroids"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Moliere

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

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C Day Lewis.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Croucho Club

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

Fisherman Funneral

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."