Controller Clutch Enthusiast Pillows

Speeding in a video game

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote control wars.

Family Home.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

"I am a control freak."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You seem very remote."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"When is it my turn?"

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Does it have a remote control?'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.